On the eve of Canada’s 150th Birthday, CFLonTSN personality Kate McKenna tireless put together a small list of 150 reasons why the Canadian Football League is not only ultra-Canadian but differentiates itself from many of the premier sports brands in North America.
So crack open your favourite Canadian-made beer or put maple syrup on those pancakes and let her take you through a list that is only 147 reasons longer than the game has downs.
By: Kate McKenna
1/ Let’s start with the basics: 3 downs + an extra player + longer/wider field = more passing. More passing = more risk. More risk = more reward.
2/ Waggling – where players on offence run in the backfield before the ball is snapped – is highly encouraged, unlike in the NFL. As SI’s Chris Burke put it, “The CFL is anarchy, by comparison.” …And as every American citizen can attest to, watching anarchy in action is riveting.
3/ In 1996, the league’s motto was, “Our Balls Are Bigger” which is super ballsy.
4/ Late actor John Candy was a massive CFL fan who owned the Argos for a period of time and after recruiting Rocket Ismail, reportedly tried to lure Joe Montana to Toronto.
5/ TD celebrations are allowed and there have been some outstanding ones.
6/ The CFL is the only place where a volunteer gig includes, “pouring pints.”
7/ There’s a Grey Cup tradition involving a horse marching into a hotel lobby on championship weekend. Last year’s horse truly left his mark …
8/ The Riders once turned Parliament Hill into a practice field.
Practice at Parliament!🇨🇦 Drop by to see your #Riders!👀 #CFL #RiderPride pic.twitter.com/Fupaj9zxsx
— Sask. Roughriders (@sskroughriders) October 11, 2016
9/ …and the Prime Minister didn’t mind. He even swung by to say what’s up.
Today was a good day.🇨🇦
An honour and a privilege to meet you today, @JustinTrudeau! #RiderPride #CFL pic.twitter.com/kOHlFX0cCV
— Sask. Roughriders (@sskroughriders) October 11, 2016
10/ He also shows up at pre-game parties looking like he actually wants to pre-game.
Go #riders! RT @RalphGoodale: SK Rider Prez Jim Hopson greets @JustinTrudeau at CFL pre-game Party at Mosaic Stadium pic.twitter.com/UoTecusFt4
— Dustin Longpre (@ABCHI_Dustin) July 6, 2013
11/ The league put skill before skin colour, long before our neighbours did.
12/ A legendary CFLer got more love than the leader of the country.
13/ The league partnered with You Can Play, marched in the Toronto Pride Parade and hosted an official LGBTQ party at Grey Cup.
14/ The Argos have “the most photogenic player in football.”
Cam McDaniel | Cam McDaniel is a running back, college student… and now Internet … pic.twitter.com/H5t7dmOe5p
— Brenna Clemons (@BreClemoTen) April 15, 2017
15/ The league was too good for The Rock. That’s legit badass.
Dwayne Johnson was on Stamps practice roster in 1995. He later gained fame as a wrestler and actor @TheRock #TBT pic.twitter.com/v704KgwrLq
— Calgary Stampeders (@calstampeders) September 25, 2014
16/ A CFL QB wrote a solid piece for The Players’ Tribune.
17/ No one messes around with avant-garde team names. Case in point, the REDBLACKS, whose players wear red and black.
18/ Beer is cheap – like $4, cheap…
19/ …and it’s served out of a Dickee-Dee cart.
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20/ And this is a thing. (It’s a beer snake.)
Beer snake with the blue bombers #FeedTheSnake @Carlyrs174 pic.twitter.com/Fg1atxgFA7
— riley dillabough (@riley_sylreen) July 20, 2013
21/ “O Canada” is the only anthem necessary.
22/ The league only employs players who can dance.
Lights, camera, action. @jrak45 groovin' on headshot day. 🏈👊 pic.twitter.com/4JhdZ0X5fP
— BC Lions (@BCLions) June 2, 2016
23/ My mistake. They only employ players whose kids can dance.
24/ Players aren’t divas. A 14-hour flight delay? No griping. Just dancing.
14 hour flight delay? No complaints… just jammin' 🎶💃🏾🙌🏾https://t.co/VCDFIb6DvJ
— BC Lions (@BCLions) August 7, 2016
25/ During World War 2, three Grey Cup games were played by military teams.
26/ Lots of the guys you rooted for in college end up in the CFL like Troy Smith, Eric Crouch and Ricky Williams.
27/ Anthem mishaps are taken very seriously, like when this dude sang “Oh Canada” to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree” and Jean Chretien brought it to the attention of then VP Al Gore.
28/ There used to be 2 teams with basically the same name – the Roughriders and the Rough Riders – which is both absurd and hilarious.
29/ There are loads of diehards who road trip, some more intensely than others.
The ROADTRIPS!!! #RNationInvasion #RNation #REDBLACKS pic.twitter.com/od7iNWGLlq
— Andrea Nicole Van D (@DustyFootDre) June 22, 2017
30/ The Grey Cup is so retro — It is one of the oldest championship trophy in North American professional sports.
31/ #NoLeadisSafe – 3 of the first 4 games this year were comeback wins and 65% of the games last year were comebacks too.
32/ Once the play is whistled in, players have 20 seconds to snap the ball, less time than in the NFL. Usually that means more plays per game.
33/ Players put in work.
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34/ The league had the first black commissioner in North American pro sports.
35/ Some of the cheers don’t have words, just sounds… (See: Wee Wee, Oskee)
Oskee wee wee. Oskee wa wa. Holy mackinaw. Tigers, eat em raw. pic.twitter.com/KjRUuZ6qjM
— Robert Finch 🇨🇦 (@MrMonarchist) September 17, 2016
36/ …and are led by a guy named Pigskin.
37/ Fans are ruthless – back in the day, at a Grey Cup game, a random fan stuck his foot out and tripped a player who was en route to the end zone.
38/ But they’re classy, too – years later, the tripper sent the player a gold watch and also became a senior Ontario judge.
39/ The CFL draft made a Simpsons cameo.
It's #CFLDraft Day! 🙌 🙌 . . . Coverage begins at 7pmET on @tsn_official
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40/ Ashton Kutcher appears to be a REDBLACKS fan.
Ashton Kutcher @aplusk is a @REDBLACKS fan! Star wears team tee on Netflix's The Ranch. Game Tomorrow! #intheglebe https://t.co/4xbuLMt4GH pic.twitter.com/s8THJQDwjy
— Glebe BIA (@intheglebe) June 22, 2017
41/ …And Family Guy did a CFL bit that had Argos players laughing, not hating.
42/ Americans may not understand the game, but nobody here really cares.
43/ Snoop Dog tunes in – even if he is a bit confused.
****Foul language in this
44/ Rider-turned-Bomber-turned-Ticat-turned-Stampeder-turned-Lion-turned-Rider-turned-Alouette-turned-Bomber-turned Rider Kevin Glenn might be the most positive nomad ever to exist. (He also made temporary stops in Ottawa and Toronto!)
45/ There are tons of post-CFL success stories. One player became an Olympian, another – a premier, and another, a Member of the Order of Canada.
46/ And one went on to become The Bachelor. (Spoiler alert: he didn’t find love.)
47/ There’s no shame about the rouge, an exotic sounding way to score a single point that can sometimes lead to ridiculous plays like this…
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48/ A photographer was so inspired by the league, she spent a season travelling across the country, taking pics of each team and their fans. Her photos are unreal.
49/ Tickets to a game don’t cost a week’s worth of pay.
50/ The league is a launchpad for super stardom for players and personnel. Example – current Atlanta Falcons GM, Thomas Dimitroff, started as a scouting coordinator with the Riders.
51/ There’s a willingness and an ability to try stuff, like when TSN mic’d up QBs and head coaches last season.
52/ The league had its own version of Bill Belichick.
53/ There are lots of CFL stories that you couldn’t make up – like when the Las Vegas Posse (whose name is significantly better than their record) drafted a defensive end in the dispersal draft only to find out he was no longer alive.
54/ Or when the Grey Cup (1912 edition) was delayed for an hour because there was no ball.
55/ Or when the Grey Cup (1962 edition) took place over two days because the fog was so bad.
56/ A player once released a rap track appropriately called, “Loonies and Toonies.” (And yes, you can still find it on Apple Music.)
57/ Your dog can get a Riders jersey.
58/ Your teenage neighbour can get a Riders fidget spinner.
59/ Your kid can doze off listening to a bedtime story about the Riders.
60/ You can get a subtle suit like THIS.
61/ Fans are so hardcore they stockpile player-inspired cereal.
Wonder if I'm the only one who still has a box of #FantuzFlakes hidden away? @andyfantuz #NationalCerealDay pic.twitter.com/HBRh08yaMs
— Kim Johnston (@KimJohnston) March 7, 2017
62/ The league generously gives everyone an excuse to eat donuts.
#TimHortons #Hamilton locations are ready for the #GreyCup today with #Ticats donuts. Go Tabbies! #HamOnt pic.twitter.com/VyxA5qlIlO
— Danny Wright (@dannnywright) November 30, 2014
63/ During a half-time interview, one of the league’s best QB’s told the TSN panel to “shove it!”
64/ SI’s Peter King, a well respected sports writer, dedicated a week of coverage to the Canadian game.
65/ In the 20’s/30’s, the Hamilton Tigers had 5 guys on their team with the last name Wright. I pity the people calling that game.
66/ From the mouth of an American, “I think your game is a great metaphor for how I see Canada as a whole… similar enough to feel familiar and comfortable, different enough to be interesting and exciting.”
67/ The Riders’ new stadium is ridiculous.
FUN FACT: in the new Mosaic Stadium, we wired enough cables to handle 400+ simultaneous TV broadcast feeds. #Riders https://t.co/KOJuHVtY7t pic.twitter.com/kdxJujG9ZE
— SaskTel Business (@SaskTelBusiness) June 12, 2017
BTW! Didn't mention the fantastic @sskroughriders New Mosaic Stadium! Wow! Lookin good @CFL @CFLonTSN @CFL_Alumni @RodSmithTSN @rodpedersen pic.twitter.com/tc5jRHTPzM
— Mike Richards (@RawMikeRichards) June 12, 2017
68/ CFL fans are easy to please. As this article notes, Rider fans are really looking forward to one thing in particular at the new stadium – hot water.
69/ There’s fantasy football so you can procrastinate.
70/ These hats are wicked.
71/ Ticat Goal Post Guy is a legend.
72/ The players contribute to their communities bigtime.
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73/ In Wk. 1, the CFL introduced 66 first year guys. That means over 10,052 players have put on CFL uniforms since 1936.
74/ The Riders’ mascot – Gainer the Gopher – apparently has a cousin named Goof. Into it.
75/ When the Winnipeg Blue Bombers moved to a new stadium, the stadium bar “The Rum Hut” was auctioned off to fans. (The $10,000 went to charity.)
Excited 2 C how much $ it raises "@Wpg_BlueBombers: Stadium Asset Sale: Appleton Rum Hut Auction http://t.co/kbEpxoLr" pic.twitter.com/CHCeE1Dw
— Lindsay Zalzy (@Twindsay) November 15, 2012
76/ In honour of the 100th Grey Cup, the league sent a train across Canada for 70 days, carrying the Cup. It included a replica locker room and a digital museum.
77/ Labour Day games are taken very seriously, so much so that this dude tweeted the Ticats, explaining why he was missing it. (Legit reason.)
@Ticats this is my 1st time in 6 years that I've missed the Labour Day classic. However, we have a new #oskeeweeone pic.twitter.com/mM1oSgjCYN
— Markus Hebblethwaite (@MHebblethwaite1) September 6, 2016
78/ The week after Labour Day, the Riders and Bombers face-off in a re-match universally referred to as “The Banjo Bowl.” 2 Bombers fans even made a music video about it.
79/ It’s called the Banjo Bowl because in 2003 a Bombers’ kicker referred to people in Saskatchewan as, “a bunch of banjo-picking inbreds.” He went on to “apologize” saying, “The vast majority of the people in Saskatchewan have no idea how to play the banjo.”
80/ Grey Cup half-time performers are legit – Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, The Hip, Lenny Kravitz… and yes, the Biebs. (Is it too late now to say sorry?)
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81/ In 1988, the Ottawa Rough Riders had a female GM, Jo-Anne Polak, who was 29 years old and the first female GM of any pro sports franchise in North America. WHAT A BOSS.
82/ Dart Guy is a fan.
83/ Tailgating.
🏈#AllHeartStamps baby!!👊🏼#tailgating #beers and #funinthesun with this crew!☀️ #stampeders #CFL #WhyIShare #beatcancer pic.twitter.com/Qx8bBP1tEk
— Jilla K! (@Jilla_da_Killa) October 21, 2016
84/ The players are so competitive they go after each other with canes 40 years after retirement…
85/ …and then go on Dr. Phil to break it down.
86/ As part of a program that has been “highlighted in a global session at the UN,” The BC Lions talk to students about violence against women and healthy relationships. This inspired a league-wide policy on violence against women.
87/ The league also inspired the @JayOnrait & @tsnotoole classic, “Why Not Eh?”
88/ Like an underdog story? Toronto QB Ricky Ray was delivering potato chips before getting the call to play football. He’s won 3 Grey Cups and is a 3-time all-star.
89/ Catches like this.
90/ Or this.
91/ Fans aren’t intimidated by prints.
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92/ Every time the REDBLACKS score a TD at home, a local Loggersports team (who knew that was a thing?!) busts out their chainsaws and saw a log. (Literally.)
93/ Stadiums double as wedding venues. Als safety Kyries Hebert tied the knot at McGill this off-season.
All our best wishes. Congratulations to the newlyweds! @kyhebert #AlsMTL pic.twitter.com/vuUsdneaVQ
— #AlsMTL (@MTLAlouettes) May 21, 2017
94/ Games are basically patios with built-in entertainment.
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95/ Hot tubs in the end zone. Yes please.
96/ Your Mom will think the players are cute.
Who's ready for cfl football? Obviously me … and Mike Reilley! #cfl #EdmontonEskimos #fan #Canadian
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97/ There are lots of quirky, random CFL facts like this: six John Williams have played in the CFL.
98/ Evening lighting in the summer means so. many. quality. selfies.
@b_randles – #ticats#hamilton#hamont#cfl – #HamiltonIsHome #beproudofyourcity #truehamiltonian
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99/ The NFL looked to the CFL for advice on replay review.
100/ This league is a religion for some people. Literally.
101/ The CFL’s campaign this year features a girl playing football, not just watching it or tending to the tailgate BBQ. Imagine that.
102/ Both the vets and the rookies are ridiculously honest.
First road game of the season and @CameronJudge plugs the toilet and looses room card. Rooming with rookies… 🙄 @sskroughriders
— Jorgen Hus (@Jhus41) June 21, 2017
103/ The CFL was tempted by bright lights but quickly figured out, home is where it’s at. #NoShame
104/ The CFL adopted the Arkells way before the NHL did.
105/ You have an excuse to wear this…
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106/ You can go to a game and kick back with bacon wrapped pork and a beer.
So far the food is winning @sskroughriders game #newmosasic bacon wrapped pork @BeerBros #cfl pic.twitter.com/9GwLFivD5B
— Scott Osmachenko (@osmachenko) June 11, 2017
107/ Or a 20-napkin burger. #meatsweats
“@CRAFTbeermarket: Ultimate #GreyCup Food. Our 20 NAPKIN BURGER #riders #CFL #Ticats #yyc pic.twitter.com/8JuRjh4Txc” @leeroyjj
— Madison (@madisonf_) November 24, 2013
108/ Every year the league runs a campaign where fans donate food in exchange for a pic with the Grey Cup and foodbank donations increase every time a QB is sacked. The program has helped deliver “the equivalent of more than 10.5 million pounds of food to food banks across Canada.”
109/ The rookies are all in. #ShapeofYou
Who knew that our Rookie O-Linemen Jeremy from #Regina could get our #BCLions #TrainingCamp meeting room rocking by singing @edsheeran #CFL pic.twitter.com/MR1g4s5LYJ
— Marco Iannuzzi (@iannuzzimarco) June 2, 2017
110/ Players give five yards before crushing the dude they’re up against. They’re polite like that.
111/ Anyone who can put back this much chili is a badass.
Chilli for 40? No problem for the Nation! Come by the #NLNtailgate pre game 12-2 pm for one final parking lot thriller at McMahon! pic.twitter.com/z2Drf0B9ga
— Nik Lewis Nation (@NikLewisNation) November 20, 2016
112/ There’s no imposed barrier between players and fans. See Exhibit A/B/C/D
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Mr. Mike Reilly has nothing but love for the Nation! #NLN @Rikester13 @nikel18 @CFL pic.twitter.com/6V5K6exZLH
— Nik Lewis Nation (@NikLewisNation) November 26, 2016
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113/ …and E.
One of the best #CFL pre-game traditions! #BringItIn for #CFLKickoff pic.twitter.com/AJU7tKTXmu
— CFL (@CFL) June 22, 2017
114/ This is badass. No description necessary.
115/ Lebron has held the Grey Cup.
Lebron James holding the Grey Cup pic.twitter.com/bx8aGEvU
— Mike Bradwell (@bwelltweets) February 3, 2013
116/ Players often hold down other jobs in the off-season while training, which isn’t embarrassing, it’s impressive.
117/ In a delightfully CDN way, fan groups are super polite to each other.
Legit chirp. https://t.co/z8Egd9RqYf
— The LumberJoes (@LumberJoes) June 8, 2017
118/ Championship parade turnout isn’t temperature dependent.
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119/ Football in the snow is highly entertaining.
It really is the #CANADIAN #Football league… #GOESKSGO#Canada #OhCanada #Snow #CFL #Edmonton #YEGstrength #YEG pic.twitter.com/buv7AfmAhA
— YEGstrength (@YEGstrength) November 20, 2016
120/ The equipment guys get love.
Wishing the best equipment manager in the @CFL a Happy Birthday today!#RNation #CFLTC
📸 | @chrishofley pic.twitter.com/P0lVHnVqMi
— Ottawa REDBLACKS (@REDBLACKS) June 2, 2017
121/ Team love is so real that when a retiring QB leads his team to a championship, his name is engraved on every single ring.
#ThanksHank pic.twitter.com/TjQi2aTwAQ
— They call me BIG JOE (@BigJoeGrandJos) May 27, 2017
122/ At every Grey Cup, a committee of Stamps fans serves free pancakes to anyone who’s hungry.
Grey Cup pancake breakfast pic.twitter.com/cHJgx2j3kg
— Mike Babulic (@MikeBabulic) November 27, 2014
123/ Games never happen simultaneously so you can watch every single one.
124/ In 2001, the Riders had brothers on the team named Rock and Roell Preston. You can’t make this stuff up.
125/ Next level devotion. Juicy hair, don’t care.
.@ArgosAdmirals this must be a new rule. #CFLGameDay #Riders #Argos #Watermelon 🍉 in the #6ix pic.twitter.com/97ER95t3cX
— Clay Chisholm (@AllKindsOfClay) August 8, 2015
126/ Ego not allowed. At a Grey Cup Tweet-up, where attendees were asked to wear name tags, one of the league’s top receivers dropped by and didn’t think twice about wearing one himself.
It's the @mannyshow84 at #GCTweetUp So awesome! Thanks for the photo #GREYCUP #CoupeGrey pic.twitter.com/wbwHEALEmF
— Rider fan (@GreyCupBound) November 26, 2016
127/ This sort of face paint isn’t just acceptable, it’s encouraged.
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128/ Fair weather fans don’t exist in this league. They battle -17C weather and 90km/h winds to be at a Grey Cup.
What a game yesterday! Very excited to cheer on the @REDBLACKS in Toronto next week. Should be quite the @CFL Grey Cup party! pic.twitter.com/qc69dvprM6
— Simon Gollish (@SimonGollish) November 21, 2016
129/ Certified badasses Tom Hanks and Martin Short are fans.
130/ #FitnessGoals
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131/ It is highly patriotic. Exhibit A.
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132/ The Grey Cup has been broken 4 times but it’s still goin’ strong.
133/ CFL time = family time.
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#LetsGoREDBLACKS #Mom #Son #goodtimes #cfl #biggerfield #ottawa #greycupchamps #football #chops
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134/ The reigning Grey Cup MVP is also a duckface MVP.
Oh hey there @HenryBurris & @_KateMcKenna.
What's going on on @TheSocialCTV today??!?! 🤔 #CFL pic.twitter.com/5MyTvIOmlL
— CFL (@CFL) June 21, 2017
135/ Branded beer.
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136/ At every Grey Cup media press conference, the coaches are asked, “What is your position on your players having sex the night before the Grey Cup game?”
137/ The Calgary Stampeders have an ageless wonder.
Consistency is key. @RParedes30 through the years… pic.twitter.com/3tKRql44M0
— Calgary Stampeders (@calstampeders) May 31, 2017
138/ The bling is impressive.
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139/ The Grey Cup has survived Taliban rocket attacks and has been held for ransom.
140/ When Leo Cahill moved from Memphis to Toronto to coach the Argos, he had his kids stay at home where they were watched by good friend Elvis Presley who often acted as babysitter (they worked together when Elvis owned Memphis’ United Football League franchise).
141/ The players are funny. And their kids are funnier.
I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!! pic.twitter.com/ItarwS6ITu
— Chris Rainey (@crainey3) June 21, 2017
142/ The league has been home to greats like Joe Theismann, Doug Flutie, Jeff Garcia, Warren Moon and Rocket Ismail.
143/ Players don’t take themselves too seriously.
#REDBLACKS fashion week?#TheBuds grab the mic and find out who wore it best at the #GreyCup 💍 ceremony.#NationalBestFriendsDay #TBT pic.twitter.com/S21zgi5M9q
— Ottawa REDBLACKS (@REDBLACKS) June 8, 2017
144/ Grey Cup week is basically a week of pre-gaming and party-hopping and true to form, everyone is SO. NICE.
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Enjoy the game boys! @NikLewisNation #GcTweetUp #GreyCup pic.twitter.com/YaVCYnPx8E
— CFL (@CFL) November 26, 2016
145/ CFL Week is an off-season excuse to party, talk football and hang with players. And it’s free.
@cfl thanks for making #MollyG's first #FootballRoadie a memorable one!! @MarksCanada #MarksCFLWeek @calstampeders pic.twitter.com/3F9QxCezli
— MommyC (@newfiehun) March 26, 2017
146/ Hardcore Atlantic Schooners fans party their asses off at Grey Cup… even though the Atlantic Schooners don’t exist. Their tagline is “Still Undefeated.”
147/ A veteran O-lineman in Saskatchewan is also Canada’s Smartest Person.
148/ Players play because they love it. Period.
149/ The Montreal Alouettes have a corporate-lawyer-turned-Coordinator of-Football-Admin-turned-assistant-GM… who happens to be a woman.
150/ If the NBA is the fashionable friend who’s ahead of every trend, the NFL is the popular jock who revels in how popular they are. MLB is the chill one who’s always down to day drink and the NHL is old faithful – reliable, though at times, a bit boring. The CFL is the understated one – constantly misunderstood but not clamouring for validation, who’s never had the latest or greatest of anything, but who has achieved without. Who doesn’t really care about trying to be someone they’re not; who makes mistakes, acknowledges them and move on; who has a genuine spirit and a quiet confidence about them; who wants to have a beer and a laugh anywhere, at any time and who extends the invite to anyone who cares to come.